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What Do You Mean I'm The Captain Of A Yandere Mercenary Company?
by Draekai
I thought being laid off from my job was the greatest of my worries but I just had to wake up in a ship's cockpit after my space game crashed. Now I have no map, no friends and no money.But that's ok, I've started from the bottom before! With my starter ship I will scour through space as a Mercenary and maybe even start up a Mercenary Company while I'm at it! This ain't my first rodeo in space after all!Except... Apparently my crew members are weird?The guy who bumped into me yesterday was found…
Earth's Greatest Magus
by Avan
#Top 20 Webnovel Best Sellers 2021, 2022, 2023, and in 2024####History is said to be written by the victors. If so, how about Earth's history?Two millennia ago, a young boy named Emery met a tragic fate. In his final moments, he was transmigrated and accepted into the Universe's most prestigious school of magic.“You are among the chosen few from thousands of human worlds. Whether you seize this opportunity or not, is up to you. You are at Magus Academy, the pinnacle of humanity's ingenuity. Magi…
I Slaughtered Through the Dungeon Worlds with My Cheats
by Lonely Xiaowen
[Entering the Dungeon: Scarlet Premium Choice][Dungeon type: Solo][Please choose the position you wish to apply for][1. Delivery Driver][2. Stock Clerk][3. Shipping Clerk][4. Receiving Clerk][5. Loader][Detection of host entering the Dungeon, cheat loading successful][Please host, choose one of the following three cheats][1. Purification Template: Possess purification abilities, immune to any pollution][2. Super Brain: Photographic memory, brain processing capabilities multiplied by ten, immune …
Greatest Of All Legends
by Sphire1707
“Who is the football GOAT?”A question that has been asked countless times in the last decade.Is it Cristiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi?To be fair, the question actually depended on what one wanted from a player as they were two different people and they played differently from the other.This was also the case with every other legendary player to grace the game.As a diehard fan of the game, Jason Bolu also had someone he thought to be the goat, but unlike most people, he harbored the desire to not …
I Love Destroying Worlds' Plot [BL]
by Nilphy
Hei Anjing is an extreme type of person. Mischievous and loves to play around with annoying people. A Devil may care attitude when in his good mood but horribly terrifying when angered. A cold hearted person with an unparalleled intelligence, who treated others as entertainment.A Nethergod who was supposed to be a Lord that governed the Netherworld as a ruler. Cruelty and Mercilessness are his nature. But despite that his heart only beats for one person. His love, feelings and obsession are for …
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME
by Mujunel_the_Mystic
Dive into a novel about the rise of a legendary sportsman. Follow Zachary Bemba on his journey to become the G.O.A.T (Greatest Of All Time) in the soccer world.He travels back to a time in his past where opportunity abounds. Access to a system capable of propelling him to greater heights is just the icing on the cake.From a nobody born in one of the poorest and most remote places on the planet, he relentlessly pursues his goal of becoming the greatest sportsman the world has ever seen.****----G.…
Greatest Streamer System
by ShuviLily
"That was fun..."A sickly young man named Breeze was forsaken by fate, only discovering the fun of livestreaming in the last month of his life.However, he suddenly woke up in an unfamiliar room and heard a voice. It was a system.[Greatest Streamer System has been installed.][Quest: Get 5 Followers!][Reward: Streamer Profile Banner.]Breeze had been given a chance and transmigrated as Max Charles in a world where streaming has become a favorite job due to the advancement of Virtual Reality Technol…
I Ascend to the Divine Throne through Arcane Means
by Dangerous Tower Listening to Rain
[Official Statement on Missing Chapters]Due to previous technical issues, certain chapters of this book were unfortunately missing. We are pleased to announce that these chapters have now been restored. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and invite readers to continue enjoying the novel.---------------------The top-tier professional player Lis woke up to find himself having crossed into the "Divine Revelation" game, becoming a Viscount enamored with magic.Knowing that he wou…
I Will Be the Greatest Knight
by QueenFrieza
WSA 2025 Entry! Excerpt: "Are you satisfied?" he asked, walking to the fire where she already sat. "Can you yet call yourself the greatest knight?"Not until I can beat you," Irene argued. Despite how serious he looked only moments before, he cracked a smile. "But you saved my life," he insisted.Synopsis: With a second chance given to her after a pathetic ending to a life she didn’t want, Irene Litharion decides that she will follow in her father’s footsteps and become a knight. Waking up in the …
Cultivation: I Can Reincarnate Into Various Worlds
by Heartless Master
I transmigrated and went through numerous hardships to become an official, but unexpectedly, I was falsely accused by my superior and thrown into prison. Then, I awakened the Eternity Mirror and began the cycle of cultivation. I could solidify my fate with [Dao Fruit], ensuring eternal enlightenment about Tao. Using parallel worlds as a way to avoid calamities, I sought blessings in the real world... In the first life, I joined the Heaven and Earth Society as an important mission to resist the Q…
The Greatest Disciple of the Evil Sect
by ViciousPepper
"It’s not the people who claim they are evil you should worry about, it’s the ones that claim they are good"...What would a modern-day earthling do if they suddenly open their eyes to find themselves in a cultivation world? Suffering from an incurable disease since young, Yang Chen’s life came to an end due to the malicious stratagems of his relatives.Life, youth, love, wealth, family, he got to enjoy nothing.Bitter at the injustice he suffered, Yang Chen's soul was reincarnated into a whole new…
Wait, What You Mean I Got Reincarnated As A Heroine In Another World?
by ShiTzu
Alternative Title(s): Isha-Jō Heroine - The Former Doctor Turned Genius Healer Lady Is Now an Isekai Heroine - イシャジョーヒロイン -「元医者の天才ヒーラーお嬢様、異世界ヒロインやってます」Wait, What Do You Mean I Got Reincarnated as a Heroine in Another World?! — And Now I Have to Save the Kingdom as a Healer Prodigy and Magician While Pretending to Be a Noble Lady Even Though I Was a Shut-In Doctor Back Home! - 「いや、ちょっと待って！？異世界転生したのが私でしかもヒロイン！？—— 昔は引きこもり医者だったのに、今は天才ヒーラー＆魔法使いとして王国を救えと？…ついでに貴族お嬢様の演技までしなきゃダメ！？」---DISCLAIMER: This sto…
Reincarnated as incubus: I didn't mean to seduce you!
by Crimson Echoes
Kael, a former professional player of "Netherworld's Gate" club, crossed into the game before it launched and became a Mixed-Blood Succubus.However, Kael always felt there was something not quite right about the way he raised the Fourth Calamity(player) as leeks for harvesting.Other NPCs' methods of reaping players' leeks: Unfathomable strength, top-tier plot backgrounds, hidden stories, and various skill teaching methods.His own method of reaping players' leeks: An innocent yet desirable face, …
I Really Didn't Mean To Be The Saviour Of The World
by Things in the Fire
On 1977, Voyager I took flight.On 2010, Voyager II sent some rather strange information back to Earth.On July, 2021, Voyager II lost contact with Earth four years before the planned date.At the start of the 26th century, civilization on Earth was isolated and held in captivity.At 10 a.m. on October 27th, 3020, humankind went extinct.One year before the extinction, an ordinary youth Harrison Clark from the 21st century travelled forward in time and arrived a thousand years into thefuture. He disc…
The Greatest Mecha
by FantasyLord
"He didn't pilot a mech, he built the future."In the far future humanity is threatened by monstrous beings called kaiju now humans have expanded across the galaxy with the development of new techniques and fleets of mechs.Alto a young boy with dreams of becoming a great mech pilot is forced to be a mech designer. He finds a strange technology that opens his eyes to the vast secrets of the galaxy, now with a new purpose Alto must become something the world has never seen before.Release Schedule:-…
Greatest Superstar System
by Galanteo
Talon Starborn was born into a life of hardship and distress. Growing up in an orphanage, and later having to fend for himself on the streets, he had been exposed to all the misfortunes of life. That was until one day, when something changed the course of his life forever. [The System has been successfully installed.][You possess a slight amount of anxious talent in playing guitar, so the System has come up with an excellent idea as an introductory gift to you: your guitar playing skills have be…
The Greatest Village Doctor In The World
by Freezing Current
What a miracle! Who knew that one day an obscure village doctor would become the greatest doctor in the world? Ling Feng, who was merely a nameless doctor working in a widows’ village, broke his jade pendant by accident. The mysterious liquid flew into his palm and entered his body, making him untangle all the rare prescriptions documented in a legendary medical book and inherit the pharmacological knowledge from the ancient magical doctor. From that day on, his life became totally different. …
Love in a place where fingers mean world [BL]
by Eoli
“He was standing at the edge of the rooftop, looking down at the ground. It looked like paradise. Full of trees, lawns, kids playing happily outside. He looked at them with jealousy. Why can’t he be like them? Why did he have to suffer so much?’I would jump somewhere else…’ A deep voice sounded behind him, changing everything.”Not everyone can live a happy life. The two of them shared a similar fate. They were exhausted from living in such a world that didn't favor their circumstances. One was a…
I Will Become the Greatest Chef
by K_Mopo
In a realm where magic and ambition blend, Rhiannon, the rebellious daughter of the Demon Queen, shocks her world by choosing the kitchen over elite magecraft. She's got one goal: to outshine her legendary great-grandmother, Leora, by mastering the culinary arts at the top magical academy.But when Rhiannon meets Maeve, a mesmerizing teacher whose lessons go way beyond the kitchen. Their forbidden romance start.With a fiery dragon by her side, a fiercely protective twin sister, and an unquenchabl…
BAD, MEAN, TOAD [BL]
by 26stars
"BAD, MEAN, TOAD."Those were the three words Lin Zhu used to describe Ye Quan.Lin Zhu was a talented badminton athlete who started his brilliant career as a junior player in the national badminton team. He had won many titles as a men's singles player in the junior team, and his achievements were rewarded with a promotion to the senior team.But, to his dismay, the reward suddenly turned into a punishment. He performed so badly in the last two years he spent with the senior team that he was final…